097Pastel Crayon Four-Panel Comic

Generate exactly ONE finished four-panel comic image now. Draw it directly; no description, code, extra images or later steps.
Output size 2480x3508 pixels, A4 portrait, 300dpi, print-ready poster.

Create one original warm family slice-of-life comedy comic. Exactly four panels, arranged as exactly four panels in a fixed 1-1-2 arrangement: one full-width panel on row one, one full-width panel on row two, and two equal panels side by side on row three, read left to right; four panels total. The drawing style is fixed: original pastel crayon comic on textured cream paper; visible waxy grain, soft uneven hand-drawn outlines, powder pink, pale yellow and sky-blue strokes, simple expressive faces and warm domestic light; preserve readable clean white speech shapes. Keep the same style in every panel. This is a complete single image ready for a social post, never a carousel or separate crops. Leave the upper 12% and lower 15% without important text.

Story seed: "【What happened】". Main character: "【Main character】". Setting: "【Setting】". An optional personal photo may guide identity, but output only the fixed four-panel illustrated comic. Keep the same people, faces, hair, clothing, location and time throughout. Panel 1 establishes the situation, panel 2 complicates it, panel 3 creates the pause or escalation, and panel 4 delivers the ending. A child says one plausible funny thing; the adult tries to interpret it literally; a visual clue shows what the child meant; the last panel answers with an affectionate short comeback. Keep the child's speech age-appropriate and grounded in the user's actual incident. Do not invent a new child, relationship or object. Invent only small actions needed to connect the user's story; no fabricated brand, relationship, purchase, illness or claim.

Write short natural English speech for panels 1-3 using tone "【Dialogue tone】". Place speech in clear balloons fully inside the corresponding panels, with tails pointing to speakers. Limit each balloon to a few words so the text remains legible on a phone. In panel 4, render the exact final line "【Final line】" once, unless it is "Choose for me"; then invent one short fitting English punchline and do not print the instruction phrase. The ending must not appear earlier. Proofread all characters. Do not print field names, a heading, subtitles, Latin filler or watermarks. Use no named studio, artist, work or existing character. Count exactly four panels and return only the image.