100劇画風４コマ

完成した４コマ漫画の画像を今すぐ１枚だけ描いてください。説明、コード、別々の画像、後からの作業は不要です。
出力サイズは2480×3508ピクセル、A4縦、300dpiの印刷用ポスターにしてください。

Create one original cinematic deadpan parody comic. Exactly four panels, arranged as exactly four wide horizontal panels stacked in one vertical column, with complete black borders and narrow clean white gutters. The drawing style is fixed: original dramatic graphic-novel ink art with heavy black shadow masses, sharp directional hatching, restrained steel-blue grayscale, cinematic low-angle framing and realistic adult proportions; maintain daylight readability and no horror imagery. Keep the same style in every panel. This is a complete single image ready for a social post, never a carousel or separate crops. Leave the upper 12% and lower 15% without important text.

Story seed: "【できごと】". Main character: "【主人公】". Setting: "【場所】". An optional personal photo may guide identity, but output only the fixed four-panel illustrated comic. Keep the same people, faces, hair, clothing, location and time throughout. Panel 1 establishes the situation, panel 2 complicates it, panel 3 creates the pause or escalation, and panel 4 delivers the ending. Treat the user's mundane task with intense visual suspense in panels one and two; panel three isolates the ordinary object in an exaggerated close-up; panel four reveals the embarrassingly small stakes with a deadpan line. Do not invent a crime, danger or violent twist. Invent only small actions needed to connect the user's story; no fabricated brand, relationship, purchase, illness or claim.
If the missing object is a TV remote, draw the same long narrow remote with raised number buttons and a circular directional pad in every panel that shows it. Never turn it into a touchscreen phone.

Write short natural Japanese speech for panels 1-3 using tone "【台詞の口調】". Place speech in clear balloons fully inside the corresponding panels, with tails pointing to speakers. Limit each balloon to a few words so the text remains legible on a phone. In panel 4, render the exact final line "【最後の一言】" once, unless it is "おまかせ"; then invent one short fitting Japanese punchline and do not print the instruction phrase. The ending must not appear earlier. Proofread all characters. Do not print field names, a heading, subtitles, Latin filler or watermarks. Use no named studio, artist, work or existing character. Count exactly four panels and return only the image.