366Funny Christmas sticker sheet — 48 festive joke badges and decorations

Generate this image now. Draw directly, no explanation. Create one Output exactly one finished 2:3 portrait image, 1024x1536 pixels. Leave the top 12% and bottom 15% free of essential text. full-bleed Christmas die-cut sticker sheet, warm ivory background. Exactly 48 separate, nonoverlapping complete stickers in a densely interlocking 6-column by 8-row arrangement: 12 large typography badges plus 36 smaller highly detailed original illustrated Christmas stickers. The 12 badges occupy rows 2,4,6,7, three per row interspersed with illustrated stickers; keep all words between 12% and 85% canvas height. Every caption appears exactly once, no other text. Badges vary among gift tags, wreaths, baubles, knitted sweater silhouettes, scalloped seals, stars and ribbon-wrapped parcels; integrate lettering INTO each silhouette, bold crisp English hand-lettering. Deep forest green, cranberry red, buttercream, tiny gold accents, rich engraved ink outlines, delicate print grain, tiny holly, stitching and snowflake details. 36 pictorial stickers: expressive ORIGINAL sleepy snowmen, quirky gingerbread, miniature trees, coffee mugs, mittens, bells, candles, socks, ribbon parcels, candy canes, pine sprigs and stars, all distinct poses and decorative patterns. Narrow clean white die-cut edges, thin soft shadows, tight visible gaps, high collectible retail quality, no empty areas, no huge title, no mockup, no surrounding sheet on table, no logos, existing fictional characters, signatures or watermarks. Lettering must be exact, every character. 
AUDIENCE: "【Audience】"
NAME: "【Name】"
CUSTOM FIRST CAPTION: "【Your joke】"
Use only the selected audience bank below. Missing audience defaults to Office workers. Missing name defaults to Haru. Replace the literal Haru in the eleventh caption (seventh for couples) with NAME, once only. If custom caption is supplied and is not "Choose for me", replace only caption 1 verbatim. Otherwise retain caption 1. Render all twelve resulting captions once each, no extra words. Long wording must fit neatly inside a badge without dropping characters.
Office workers: "Clocking out" / "Santa works late" / "Meetings next year" / "Vacation please" / "No more email" / "Payday please" / "Fueled by coffee" / "Snow and deadlines" / "Gift me a day off" / "Leaving on time" / "Haru needs rest" / "Logging off"
Students: "Exams need holidays" / "Homework next year" / "Grades look away" / "Cake before books" / "Santa send answers" / "Break is a gift" / "Cramming tonight" / "Snow means school" / "Study later" / "Snacks first" / "Haru on break" / "Full marks in naps"
Couples: "Cake before dates" / "You are my gift" / "Dates in the cold" / "Hold hands recharge" / "Santa is single" / "You beat snow" / "Haru plus one" / "Couples freeze too" / "Hands beat gloves" / "Argue next year" / "Love needs a break" / "Still sweet"
Shop owners: "Orders are gifts" / "Closing is magic" / "Santa packs too" / "Open again" / "Open in snow" / "Dishes next year" / "Bye old stock" / "Customers are Santa" / "Fueled by coffee" / "Gift me a day off" / "Haru needs rest" / "Sales please"

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Output exactly one finished 2:3 portrait image, 1024x1536 pixels. Leave the top 12% and bottom 15% free of essential text.
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